Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Final Destination 5" Obviously Isn't the "Final" Anything

LOS ANGELES: Finally, you'll be able to cheat death in a "Final Destination" movie. simply take somebody else's life -- adding your victim's years to your own.

It's not only the sole twist in the new "Final Destination 5," it's a philosophical conundrum sq. in the middle of the leastphilosophical franchise ever.

As usual for the series, director Steven Quale delivers surprising scenes of horrifying murder and mutilation. howeverthere is this: Quale shot second unit on James Cameron's "Titanic" and "Avatar"; for the latter, he was accountable for a lot of of the groundbreaking 3D technology.

He employs it to superlative effect here. "FD 5" could reek in the acting department, however Quale is sure-handed with narrative montage, ratcheting up the tension because the reaper closes in with outlandish coincidence that makes even a massage parlor a possible death entice.

As for the story, yet again it's a case of set it up and then let the bloodbath begin.

And so it starts with young Sam Lawton (Nicholas D'Agosto) on a tour bus to an organization retreat when he has astartling vision of a bridge collapse with every of his friends meeting grotesque Wile E. Coyote-like deaths.

Snapping out of his nightmarish reverie, Sam herds his friends and whoever can listen off the bus only to visualize it consumed in a collapse matching his vision.

Unfortunately, D'Agosto loosely anchors the movie in a wan and passive manner. His roots are in TV, and he appears lost on the large screen, though screenwriter Eric Heisserer's alarmingly inept ear for dialogue does not help matters a lot of.

Miles Fisher plays the company's ethically challenged alpha male, a job by which he oddly channels Tom Cruise, delivering a hackneyed performance as he struggles with a character arc that barely is smart. Veteran actor Courtney B. Vance acquits himself well in a restricted role as a cop, and David Koechner, because the typically clueless workplacemanager, gets a few hardy laughs.

But, per usual, "Final Destination 5" only becomes watchable when individuals are perishing, in ways that so outlandish that they border on self-parody. There are at least as several laughs as there are scares, like when one poor victim has his face caved in by a stone Buddha, or when a gymnast fumbles on a difficult dismount, landing sort of a pretzel.

It's a hoot, if you'll be able to abdomen it. The concept for the original "Final Destination" back in 2000 was a sound one -- for a budget thriller that it absolutely was. To stretch it to a five-picture franchise is, you may pardon the pun, overkill. it'sover the years become nothing over a celebration of graphic gore and pain meant to elicit chills and laughtera

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