Showing posts with label Nicholas D'Agosto. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nicholas D'Agosto. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Final Destination 5" Obviously Isn't the "Final" Anything

LOS ANGELES: Finally, you'll be able to cheat death in a "Final Destination" movie. simply take somebody else's life -- adding your victim's years to your own.

It's not only the sole twist in the new "Final Destination 5," it's a philosophical conundrum sq. in the middle of the leastphilosophical franchise ever.

As usual for the series, director Steven Quale delivers surprising scenes of horrifying murder and mutilation. howeverthere is this: Quale shot second unit on James Cameron's "Titanic" and "Avatar"; for the latter, he was accountable for a lot of of the groundbreaking 3D technology.

He employs it to superlative effect here. "FD 5" could reek in the acting department, however Quale is sure-handed with narrative montage, ratcheting up the tension because the reaper closes in with outlandish coincidence that makes even a massage parlor a possible death entice.

As for the story, yet again it's a case of set it up and then let the bloodbath begin.

And so it starts with young Sam Lawton (Nicholas D'Agosto) on a tour bus to an organization retreat when he has astartling vision of a bridge collapse with every of his friends meeting grotesque Wile E. Coyote-like deaths.

Snapping out of his nightmarish reverie, Sam herds his friends and whoever can listen off the bus only to visualize it consumed in a collapse matching his vision.

Unfortunately, D'Agosto loosely anchors the movie in a wan and passive manner. His roots are in TV, and he appears lost on the large screen, though screenwriter Eric Heisserer's alarmingly inept ear for dialogue does not help matters a lot of.

Miles Fisher plays the company's ethically challenged alpha male, a job by which he oddly channels Tom Cruise, delivering a hackneyed performance as he struggles with a character arc that barely is smart. Veteran actor Courtney B. Vance acquits himself well in a restricted role as a cop, and David Koechner, because the typically clueless workplacemanager, gets a few hardy laughs.

But, per usual, "Final Destination 5" only becomes watchable when individuals are perishing, in ways that so outlandish that they border on self-parody. There are at least as several laughs as there are scares, like when one poor victim has his face caved in by a stone Buddha, or when a gymnast fumbles on a difficult dismount, landing sort of a pretzel.

It's a hoot, if you'll be able to abdomen it. The concept for the original "Final Destination" back in 2000 was a sound one -- for a budget thriller that it absolutely was. To stretch it to a five-picture franchise is, you may pardon the pun, overkill. it'sover the years become nothing over a celebration of graphic gore and pain meant to elicit chills and laughtera